I just spoke to the national whistlin’ champion.
Who cares if the whistlin’ contest doesn’t start for another hour? She’s the only person who entered.
Winning the Hollerin’ Contest, however, won’t be so easy. When I registered, there were at least 8 entries. That might not seem like a lot, but that field is likely to include every hollerer whose won a national title in the past 20 years.
I might need to go practice once more.