Time is running out in our search for two teammates to join us for the National Potato Peeling Contest. Last week, I asked you—faithful reader—to comment here and explain what you might be able to bring to the team. So far, the only comment I have received is an insult about the fact that no one wants to join us.
I come to you today with added incentive.
According to Potato Festival committee member Cindy Williams, 1,500 pounds of potatoes are donated to the festival. All of these potatoes, including those used in the peeling contest, are destined to become delicious, golden French fries. But not just regular French fries—free French fries.
It’s true. Apparently, the Potato Festival is the least bit interested in making money. All they want is for you to enjoy free French fries. And while you’re at it, why not take a stab at tater greatness?
Williams said that only 24-28 teams usually enter the potato peeling contest. Name another national championship event that gives you those kind of chances. I dare you.
But I’d rather you join us for potato peeling. And free French fries.
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May 4, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Carie
Jon, I’m really pumped to be part of this team. So pumped, in fact, I wrote a haiku to recruit new blood.
Piping Hot Free Golden Fries
Peeling Glory Near
Free Beer for all in ‘da Car
May 6, 2010 at 7:42 AM
jodie
that haiku has inspired me. I have talked with mike and we are trying to see if we can. Of course in mike says I would like to but it might rain. Just so you know I am working on it! Let me know if someone else with more potato peeling skills decides to join.
May 6, 2010 at 9:05 AM
anyonecanenter
Jodie, I always knew you possessed the true heart of a potato peeling champion! I’ll sign you guys up. If for any reason you guys are unable to make it, we’ll find some last-minute replacements. Or just pick up a few hitchhikers on our way.
May 8, 2010 at 10:29 PM
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